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Showing posts with label Morality police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morality police. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Ah, Nutz! Not again!

Bonneau, SC (Berkeley County)


The Morality Police episode involving truck NUTZ has made its international debut in to the satirical publication called, The Onion. The Onion, which bills itself as "America's Finest News Source," is indeed news reporting delivered on a silver platter with all its satire and ridicule polished to a fine art.  In a format similar to a reporter on the street, 3 people give their views on the TRUCK NUTZ debacle. Were it not for The Onion, Stephen Colbert and John Stewart, who would we get our real news from?
Surprisingly, SC native Stephen Colbert hasn't carried this story on the Colbert Report...yet.  Stay tuned, though.

On a recap - 65 year old Virginia Tice, displayed this piece of plastic red artwork from the bumper of her pick up truck. When Police Chief Franco Fuda asked her to remove them because he thought them obscene, she refused, disagreeing with his assessment.  He then wrote her a $445.00 Uniform Traffic Ticket charging her with an obscure vehicle and traffic law that reads as follows;


SC Code of Laws 56-5-3885 - "A sticker, decal, emblem, or device is indecent when taken as a whole, it describes, in a patently offensive way, as determined by contemporary community standards, sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body."


As recent as 2006, a couple was charged with the same offense somewhere in the upstate of SC and the ACLU stepped in. That led to the dismissal of the case. No one can seem to find any use of the law since then. In fact, this particular piece of legislation probably should have long ago been repealed and removed from the books altogether. But who knows what some bible thumpers of the south were thinking.  I'm sure one of them wrote this law back in the early 90's because the Calvin peeing decal assaulted his high and mighty religious sensibilities.

A somewhat resourceful newspaper reporter took it upon himself to make a few phone calls to some of the larger area police departments to obtain their viewpoint on this matter. Their comments ranged from; "officer discretion," "can't recall it ever being used in our department," and to the "we can't be bothered with that."

As far as anyone can tell, Chief Fuda's attitude appears as though there is nothing remarkable about this case and he seems assured he will be the victor in his defense of decency, morality, and the fight to eradicate obscenity.  Superman he ain't.

Ms. Tice drew the attention of one of the most respected law firms in the Charleston, SC area. Savage & Savage came to her rescue and is representing her pro bono.  Word was already out that she had planned on pleading not guilty and asking for a jury trial. On the day that Ms. Tice was to appear in court, her attorney had made contact with Bonneau PD only to learn that Police Chief Franco Fuda had already asked for a jury trial. This surprised the attorney as it is virtually "unheard of."  Chief Fuda's response was that he thought that this was no matter for just a judge to decide.
So far no one has been able to locate any case law that allows for or doesn't allow for the prosecution to back door the defendant's rights.  Her trial date is set for Sept. 21.

Most local cops try to keep their mouths shut, especially during controversial issues such as this. I haven't found a cop yet who hasn't smirked and rolled their eyes when this subject is broached. Here's a recent discovery making the rounds. Sometimes a picture just says it all.....



The license plate you see on this blue pick up is a "LE plate" which is issued by the DMV to certified SC law enforcement officers who request them. It allows law enforcement personnel a specialized plate on their POV at a discounted rate.

I wonder why he didn't go with the blue ones?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Morality Police - UPDATE

Bonneau, SC

A follow up with the Morality Police post from Sunday;

Today's area newspaper reports -


 A jury will decide if a woman who got a hefty traffic ticket for displaying big plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck violated the state's obscene bumper sticker law.

Virginia Tice planned to appear in traffic court Tuesday to ask for a jury trial if the judge didn't drop the charges. As it turned out, Police Chief Franco Fuda beat her to the punch. Fuda asked for a jury trial before Tice had a chance to appear before the judge.

"The statute says obscenity should be determined by community standards," Fuda said Tuesday afternoon. "I didn't think it was fair for a judge to decide that."
The Savage & Savage law firm will represent Tice when she goes to trial, attorney Scott Bischoff said.
"It's not really a complicated case," he said.
Bischoff said he called Fuda to ask for a jury trial, and Fuda told him he already had requested one.
"I had never heard of that," Bischoff said.


The last major flap over the state's obscene bumper sticker law was in the 1990s, when S.C. Highway Patrol officers were pulling over drivers for decals of the cartoon character Calvin urinating.
A Gaffney couple called for a jury trial, the American Civil Liberties Union defended their right to free speech, and a judge dismissed the case.


Ms. Tice was contacted by a very prestigious law firm from downtown Charleston, SC to represent her pro bono.
Makes me wonder what Chief "Fuda-the-fuck-up" has up his sleeve.  Check out this post from 
Beat and Release.   Beat's article is extremely enlightening about Fuda's background.  
I think Fuda just likes seeing his name in the newspaper and it doesn't matter how controversial or how off the wall it is, he's power hungry and doesn't want people to forget him.  With his own personal history of questionable morals, Fuda shouldn't even be a police officer.  

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Morality Police

Bonneau, SC

Nestled in the middle of Berkeley County, SC is a small little village of less than 700 residents that has a police department of 3, including Police Chief Franco Fuda.

Police Chief Fuda must have been bored or maybe there's just not a whole lot of excitement in his little town.  A woman is driving a pick up truck that has a set of big, red, fake bull testicles hanging from the rear.  Yep, Bulls Balls & Big Boy Nuts are popular decorations, especially for the pick up crowd set.  I see them virtually every day.  Big deal.  In my mind, not illegal anymore than the decal of Calvin urinating.  In fact, back in the 90's tickets were actually being written for that decal.  The ACLU eventually stepped in and "obscenity tickets" for that traffic violation were summarily dismissed.  I can't say I ever bought in to that.  I felt like I had better things to do with my time.

Besides, the law, with its "contemporary community standards" seemed contrived. At least that was my opinion.  Like I said, I had better things to do.

SC Code of Laws 56-5-3885 - "A sticker, decal, emblem, or device is indecent when taken as a whole, it describes, in a patently offensive way, as determined by contemporary community standards, sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body."

Evidently, this arcane law is still on the books.  Who knew?

Chief Fuda approached the female driver of this pick up truck at a gas station as he perhaps found that these big, RED balls were an offensive offense.  Story goes that he gave her the opportunity to remove them, but she refused.  She disagreed with his obscenity assessment and was standing her ground on her 1st amendment right.  He, on the other hand, didn't see it as a free speech issue, but instead he had appointed himself the morality police.

Chief Fuda decided the big RED balls warranted a $445.00 uniform traffic ticket.  The Chief indicated that he was going to let the judge decide this case.
Before he goes to court though, he may want to get his eyes examined.  He told a newspaper reporter that this 8" inch RED decoration was "realistic looking."

I have to say that if I'm given the opportunity to remove something or get a $445. ticket, chances are, I'm going to remove it and bitch about it later. But hey, some people want to be a martyr for the cause. The driver of the pick up plans on asking for a jury trial. Which, last I heard Chief Fuda, is still her constitutional right.

A local reporter contacted 3 other police departments and asked them how they felt about this obscenity bumper sticker law.  You can read their replies in this article.
The real police don't have the time or inclination to be the morality police.