Every once in awhile you come across a story that makes you not only say "what the fuck?" but it also prompts a "how the fuck?"
This perverted politician was racing around town on a regular basis looking for some action.
Even at speeds of 90 mph, he couldn't get any. You really have to give the perv some credit for livin' life in the fast line. I just can't picture driving 90 mph with your wienie waggin' in the wind.
William Blakely
