TSA security officers presented compelling evidence to their chief that the thorough pat downs and body scanning procedures are not conducive to a healthy working environment.
Among their concerns is not only the continued exposure to radiation, but there's also the verbal assaults by passengers, and there exists the high probability of spreading diseases by constantly touching others. Worst of all, there seems to be an ever-growing group of people who have no basic hygiene skills.
Chief Pistole held a recent press conference supplying visual aids of the most disgusting and nauseating images available. The Chief himself appeared to be fighting back some disgust.
Additionally,
"Boom, chic-a, wow wow."
Ya gotta love The Onion!
Among their concerns is not only the continued exposure to radiation, but there's also the verbal assaults by passengers, and there exists the high probability of spreading diseases by constantly touching others. Worst of all, there seems to be an ever-growing group of people who have no basic hygiene skills.
Chief Pistole held a recent press conference supplying visual aids of the most disgusting and nauseating images available. The Chief himself appeared to be fighting back some disgust.
Additionally,
"Boom, chic-a, wow wow."
Ya gotta love The Onion!
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