Montpelier, VT
A pissed off marijuana dealer who resists arrest, decides he's going to get even.
Well, what does some redneck farmer do when he's pissed off? He gets behind the wheel of some kind of motorized vehicle, and with dogged determination, goes out in search of the very same sonsabitches who locked his ass up.
He gets on his trusty farm tractor and heads to the police station. That's where dey park all dem poleece cars.
With revenge on his mind, he literally drives over every police car in the parking lot, demolishing them.
Hell, the cops in the house didn't even know this was happening until a neighbor watched the destruction and called 911.
With all their means of transportation destroyed, it was kind of difficult for police to pursue a farm tractor that clocks out at top speeds of 20 mph. They knew who he was. The hunt was on!
The The POP Factor just got cranked up a notch. Running over police cars? What's the world coming to?
Would you be pissed or would you laugh?
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From Lunchtime Links: Vermont man accused of smashing police vehicles with farm tractor:
Vermont State Police said in a statement that Pion would face seven counts of felony unlawful mischief, one count of misdemeanor unlawful mischief, one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, one count of gross negligent operation, and one count of leaving the scene of an accident.
Well, let's see what we've got here.
seven counts of felony unlawful mischief
As opposed to felony lawful mischief? Or just plain old mischief? I think 'felony' is overkill here, as is 'mischief'. There isn't anything mischievous about this; this is payback, pure and simple. Now if the charge were felony unlawful payback, that might stick.
one count of misdemeanor unlawful mischief
This one count must be for the unmarked cruiser, as an unmarked cruiser is clearly less important than a marked cruiser.
one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer
Bollocks. He didn't assault anyone, aggravated or not. That's police with the collective noses out of joint because they were oblivious to the mass destruction of their motor pool candidates in their very own parking lot in broad daylight.
one count of gross negligent operation
There isn't anything negligent about it; it was done on purpose.
one count of leaving the scene of an accident
Again, bollocks. This isn't an accident, this is deliberate. The man was pissed as hell and demolished police property, he did it deliberately and very likely with malicious aforethought (or something similar).
Yes, I see a certain humor here. I also see a group of police that are so angry and embarrassed that they can't see straight.
The only serious points to this story are that if the man has a decent lawyer, he might actually get away with this. My other point is a little more serious. If the police can't protect their own property from Farmer John and his tractor, how are they going to protect the populace from Tyrone, Lil Dog and Stink doing a home invasion?
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