When Involved in a Traffic Accident.....

.....you should do the following;

A. Notify the police
B. Call your insurance company
C. Get naked
D. All of the above


A 21 year old New Hampshire man didn't quite follow all the recommended steps.
After striking another vehicle, he got out of his vehicle and began pounding on the windows of the other car, scaring the woman driver. She remained in her locked car while he ranted on and she stayed on the phone with a 911 dispatcher.
This was not your basic, run of the mill fender-bender by any means.

Jared Hooper

Dimwit here decided to skip a post traffic accident procedural step, and he got nekked.
Yep, he took off all his clothes and was standing there in all his glory when police arrived.
Amazingly, there was no damage to the vehicles, but our nudist was arrested for driving under the influence, disorderly conduct and lewd behavior.
As any cop knows, arresting a naked person is kind of problematic. You see so much blood and guts in this occupation, but having to toss naked people in the back of your car and transport them is a gross feat. You have to go find a pair of pants for the stupid schmuck.

The moral of this story is...when involved in a traffic accident, follow the steps printed on your insurance card.


Made ya look!